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starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

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vendredix:

ヾ(´▽`;)ゝ

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livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

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extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

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berdmn:

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

Cons to being gay: both you and your husband drown on the Titanic

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smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

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gerardgayofficial:

REPEAT AFTER ME

  • HAVING SELF CONFIDENCE ISNT ‘VAIN’
  • HAVING SELF CONFIDENCE ISNT ‘CONCEITED’
  • HAVING SELF CONFIDENCE ISNT A BAD THING
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titshemsworth:

pachurz:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

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Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

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magical-unicorn-idina-menzel:

I love and seriously respect that Idina realizes that she’s tweeting to young, impressionable girls that really will believe her when she tells them they are beautiful!

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mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

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weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

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when your door’s left open

cannibal-kaneki:

what it looks like:
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what it feels like:
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