no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
when you have to do your homework but you just
I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.
Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”
mom: go to bed
me: can i watch one more video
why is this being recommended to me fuck you waluigi
how do you guys get the boards to stick to your feet when you jump?
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up